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Jordana Brewster’s pussy

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

So here’s the necessary third post for the day on Jordana Brewster, and, to please the higher ups, let’s keep this straight to the point and heavy with what you guys actually want to read about.

Pussy! Jordana Brewster! Naked! Fingering herself! One tit! Another tit! Oh wait, they always come in pairs? Yeah, so anyway, I’ve got a couple more fake pictures of Jordana Brewster playing with her cunt, for all you perverts out there who like to see them little ladies in their alone time. Mind, Jordana could actually be flicking her clit at this very moment, but she’s probably doing it behind closed doors, so nuts to that. The only time we can see her masturbating and fingering herself to orgasm is if she went rogue and took a page out of the Who’s Naylin Palin? tape. Have you guys seen that shit? It’s incredibly hot, in the MILFy, Republican kind of way. Focus, dammit, focus.

So, pussy, right? I wouldn’t mind fucking Jordana in the pussy and ass in front of cameras, since, as it goes, nobody pays attention to the guy fucking the chick in porn anyways. He’s just some perverted jerkoff who happens to be lucky that day to get a horny chick’s pussy. But if you’re really feeling self-conscious about it, a baseball cap and a pair of sunglasses will keep your identity safe and your cock an instant celebrity.

That’s probably about enough now, so I’ll end here. Let me throw you guys more naked pictures of Jordana Brewster showing the pussy, and get out of your way.

Jordana’s tits make up for a lousy movie

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

I wouldn’t even begin talking about the plot of this Jordana Brewster movie as a quick excuse to segue easily into her nude scene. The movie’s called The Invisible Circus, and even the dude who edited its Wiki page probably found the story dull too that he didn’t give enough details, hence my equally dismissive stance on the plot. Short version: I haven’t seen the movie, the wiki page was unhelpful, no summary here, end of story. ANYWAY. The only reason the movie deserves mentioning is because of Jordana Brewster’s hot, albeit brief titty flashing nude scene. If your eyes aren’t easily deceived by the fake pictures I posted earlier, then here are tits as real as they come, and they get in on a bit of, er, implied action too.

From the look of the movie, Jordana’s role seems to be a far cry from her badass character in The Fast and the Furious, but this still earns an approving nod from our dicks because she’s at least a couple of garments nakeder here. You don’t really see a titty and grade it accordingly (unless it’s flatter than a savannah on a windless day), but we’re lucky Jordana Brewster’s boobs are amply sized enough to warrant a good groping from us, her fans. I just don’t get how she, along with every celebrity chick out there, can show her tits and not her pussy, too. I mean, it’s just a bit more flesh to show, so why not go all the way? I’d show my dick any time if it means pleasing the ladies, but as it stands, I’m not a celebrity with movies as an excuse to take my shirt off.

For a guy who just wants to see some titties, I tend to say too much, huh? So. Nuff said. Here’s Jordana Brewster’s tits, and hand me back my club while I resume my manly grunts and dull one-liners.

Drive your cock into these naked Jordana pics

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

We have to thank The Fast and the Furious series for giving the street racing subculture some mainstream fame time. It’s an exhilirating and dangerously exciting niche in the society, one only known by urban night owls looking to up their street cred by leaving tire tracks burning on the gravel and their opponents poorer by a couple thousand dollars. But what sets the dirt burning better than singed rubber are the sexy ladies taking their turn behind the wheel; how hot is it to have a chick outstrip you in their hot pink convertible, without a single hair falling out of place even after she cranks out the nitro on your sorry ass? There’s Jordana Brewster for you, the epitome of the kickass racer chick who beats you at your game, leaves you miles and miles behind, while still looking awesome hot while she does it. Kind of like a sneaky, but hot one-night stand one-upping your gullible ass.

But there’s always one thing to strip a chick like Jordana of her swagger and cred–by literally stripping her. Once she realizes her cunt’s riding the wind as freely as her hair does when she races, she’ll buckle and drop to her knees, accepting defeat. But given the scenario, she makes street racing hotter by taking off her clothes and showing her pussy to the crowd. But only after she dust clears and the steel bats have been wiped clean of the blood. And the post-race party can happen right on top of the hood, with Jordana’s sexy body gripping the still-glistening decals, while you fasten your cock onto her pussy and fuck her like she’s just another race track. You can pull out and watch your cum sizzle as it makes contact with the burning engine, or keep it going and blow your jizz inside Jordana. Good thing these racer chicks know how to drive stick, huh?

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